You are unable to lie and will always tell the truth to the best of your knowledge.
You never learned how to tie your shoes.
You must roll an 8 or higher to move in combat or else you will trip and stay where you are.
You are not good at defending yourself.
You take 1 extra damage when hit with melee attacks.
You cannot tell the difference between the undead and the living.
You have a fear of being high up.
You cannot be within 5 feet of any railings or edges.
You are deathly afraid of being in dark places.
Unless you have a light source your movement speed is cut in half in areas without light.
You are allergic to anything with fur.
You take a -2 penalty to interaction rolls involving furry creatures.
You despise raising your hand against those of the opposite gender.
You take a -2 Attack penalty to creatures of obviously opposite gender.
You are not very stealthy.
You take a -4 penalty to any sneaky action rolls.
You are entirely colorblind and see everything only in black and white.
You lie about things even when there is no reason to.
You were cursed as a young-ling.
Whenever you pick up a weapon you must roll a 3 or higher or else the weapon will burst into flames and disintegrate.
You are nonathletic and uncoordinated.
You take a -2 penalty on rolls involving feats of strength or agility.
Your character is fully aware that they are in a game but cannot convince anyone else.
You cannot resist touching golden or shiny objects.
You cannot attack someone who has their back turned to you.
You have a long-standing bounty on your head.
Occasionally someone will try to fight or capture you.
You are particularly unaware of your surroundings. You take a -4 penalty to any spot check rolls.
You become paranoid when everyone agrees with you and will backtrack on your decisions.
You have trouble reading and often misunderstand signs, notes, and numbers.
You are entirely convinced that all magic is fake.
You were outcast from your home village.
Other members of your race despise you.
You often zig when you should have zagged.
You take -3 penalty to saving rolls.
You have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Whenever an explosion goes off you must roll an 8 or higher to remain stable.